Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Confessions of a (heavy) Staff Sergeant

I've been in the U.S. Army now for 8 years, 5 months, and 9 days... but who's counting? Since hitting puberty, I've always been a heavy-set guy, and never a huge fan of cardiovascular training. Any of you reading this likely know that this isn't a great thing for someone hovering between a Mesomorph and Endomorph body-type; though I believe if I'm being honest with myself and you all, I'm likely leaning a bit more towards Endomorph. I've struggled throughout my Army Career to find a work-out plan which allows me to do very well on my PT test, while at the same time keeping my strength up. Balance all of this with the Army Body-Fat composition testing, and you have a recipe for a migraine, I assure you.

I've tried all of the training programs recommended by the super "Hooah" guys within the Army, like running countless miles every day, which led to the inevitable joint damage that every big guy in the Army knows the pain of. After realizing that running 5 miles every day was not a sustainable training program, I turned to the Army's new favorite extra-curricular PT program: that's right, Cross-Fit. While Cross-Fit helped me to lose close to 50 pounds, my overall strength as a power-lifter was plain laughable. I maxed my PT test, and talked about how circuit training could help the whole world fix their weight and become healthier. Then it happened: my first shoulder injury. While I tried to work through the injury after some recovery time, this was only the first in a long line of injuries which I sustained from an unsustainable program. While Cross-Fit may be a great program to get people in shape, it is also a recipe for disaster. I guarantee that any person doing that program for long enough will inevitably hurt themselves, unless they have no competitive drive whatsoever. I tried some variations of the program, even going so far as to just do circuit training with my own pace and counts applied, but my motivation was dead. I was weak in what I wanted to be strong in, and strong in things I couldn't care less about. Who doesn't want to bench-press a house? Who doesn't want to squat a Mack truck? I grew up with idols like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Hulk Hogan. I was never much of a fan of the tiny guys in the wrestling ring, and who ever saw an action movie in the 90s with a guy who didn't have muscles!?

I needed to reach my goals, and I wanted a sustainable program that was enjoyable and gave me the strength and look that I desired. I decided after a time to go back to the basics from high school power-lifting. Bench-press, Squats, and Dead-lifts would be my measuring tape for my strength increases. I would do sprints and, of course, running in the morning for PT in order to maintain my run time. Shortly after making this life-altering decision, I ran into a guy name Paul who started to guide me in how to build a solid work-out plan based on these goals. It took weeks, not months, for me to start seeing the results I was looking for. Swollen arms, tightened chest, toned core, and my back exploding. Just a month after starting my new program, I had a PT test, which I managed a maximum score in every event. Push-ups are laughably easy, sit-ups feel like a breeze, and with my basic PT sessions, the run was no problem at all even with almost 6 lbs of muscle growth.

Bottom-line is this: you don't need Cross-Fit. You don't need circuit training or running 50 miles a week. If you want to get "swoll", get "swoll"! With the right training program, proper motivation, and a proper diet you will reach your goals in no time. You can look like a monster and meet the Army standards; don't let excuses from people who don't like to pick heavy things up hold you back. We are human beings, we are animals by nature, and if you want to look like a savage, then you can do that while maintaining your ability to be an effective killing machine. Don't let the opinions of sheep hold you back from being the wolf that you dream of being. Everybody wants to be a body-builder, but don't nobody want to lift no heavy weights.

~Scotty

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